from Millenium People by J.G.Ballard:
"Tourism is the great soporific. It's a huge confidence trick and gives people the dangerous idea that there's something interesting in their lives. It's musical chairs in reverse. Every time the muzak stops people stand up and dance around the world, and more chairs are added to the circle, more marinas, more Marriott hotels, so everyone thinks they're winning.
It's a con. Today's tourist goes nowhere. All the upgrades in existence lead to the same airports and resort hotels, the same pina colada bullshit. The tourists smile at their tans and their shiny teeth and think they're happy. But the suntans hide who they really are - salary slaves, with heads full of American rubbish. Travel is the last fantasy the 20th Century left us, the delusion that going somewhere helps you reinvent yourself. There's nowhere to go. The planet is full. You might as well stay at home and spend the money on chocolate fudge."
Well Mr.Ballard hasn't reckoned on the GoCar, has he readers? I'm definitely planning to hire one, but only once i know people all over the city - afterall, I wouldn't want complete strangers pointing and laughing at me.
“It's a tour guide…a talking car…a trusty co-pilot…and a local on wheels. It’s like a ride at Disneyworld, except you are in control - and it’s not a theme park, it’s a city.” Actual tourist comment from BBC Radio Scotland interview
Ace. Come visit so we can share the joy.
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